Mike Brian

WRITER. PERFORMER. MASTER OF AWKWARD SILENCES.

@themikebrian

 

MIKE'S WRITING

Here's a summary of my published work! Check some of the sketches I wrote in my videos page.

 

Ground Rules for Our Fifth Annual Office Holiday Grab Bag

December 12 - RobotButt.com

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The Revealed Origins of the Turducken, Piecaken, and Other Thanksgiving Combo Dishes

November 24 - RobotButt.com

Every year, Americans are introduced to a new Thanksgiving phenomenon to put on their kitchen table; however, few know where the ideas for these delicacies come from...

11 Debate-Related Stories That Didn’t Make the Weekend Paper

September 26 - RobotButt.com

1. Donald Trump visits premier Long Island pumpkin patch in effort to lay low and blend in with the crowd before debate

2. Rudy Giuliani bites head off of bat in pre-debate rally...

Why I, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, Deserve Your Vote this November

September 13 - Second City Network

My fellow Americans, as one of the nation’s most popular beings, I, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, am proud to announce my presidential campaign for the 2016 election....

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Buff, Oiled-Up Tongan Flag Bearer Proud That People Want to Learn More About His Country

August 9 - RobotButt.com

RIO DE JANEIRO – After the glitz and glamour of the 2016 Rio Olympics Opening Ceremony had ended last Friday, most of the athletes paraded their way back to the Olympic Village with heavy anticipation for the games to come. As these warriors...